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“I thought I’d be funny after having fun with a girl I was seeing by petting her downstairs area and singing “Soft Kitty” from the Big Bang Theory. She went home. I’m guessing she doesn’t watch that show.”
Rough Love: “Her Loss”  (via collegehumor)

(via collegehumor)

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It doesn’t matter if you’re a smart or stupid….YOLO!

short-italian-fairy

It doesn’t matter if you’re a smart or stupid….YOLO!

collegehumor:

Jigsaw Replaces Toilet Paper with Duct Tape
I myself prefer Scrabble…but this seems like an acceptable alternative.

collegehumor:

Jigsaw Replaces Toilet Paper with Duct Tape

I myself prefer Scrabble…but this seems like an acceptable alternative.

(Source: College Humor)

It all makes so much more sense now.

It all makes so much more sense now.

(via super-hypnotic)